PORNSTAR WIKI: PORNSTAR DATABASE & DIRECTORY
XPORNDUDE's Official Guide to Leveling Up Your Pornstar Wiki Knowledge
Oh hey hunnies! Your girl XPORNDUDE is back with the only pornstar wiki you need to take your wank game to the next level. Dive in as I splash you with all the juicy deets on your fave smut stars!
Now I know what you're thinking - "XPORNDUDE, I already know everything about my favorite porn babes! Their bra sizes, dick sizes, fetishes, talents, etc. I'm basically their number one fan!"
And to that I say, WRONG BITCH! There's always more to learn when it comes to pornstars and their wikis! Even I, a porn connoisseur, am constantly discovering new facts that make me go "Damn, I didn't know *that* about her!"
For example, just yesterday I found out that Asa Akira can squirt breastmilk out of her nips! HOW AWESOME IS THAT! My mind is blown! 🤯
So for all you wank warriors out there who think you know it all, it's time for a crash course in advancing your pornstar wiki knowledge! Get ready to reach porn Nirvana my adorable perverts! - X PornDude
Brush Up On Your Pornstar Basics
Let's start with the basics. If you're gonna be an expert on all things pornstar, you need to know all the basic deets:
- Vital Stats - Height, weight, measurements, ethnicity, age, etc. Tattoos and piercings are bonus points! Gotta know the chassis you're working with.
- Filmography - The movies and scenes they've done. You can never watch too much of your fave!
- Awards - The AVNs, XBIZs, etc they've won. Awards = proof they're great at fucking!
- Fun Facts - Random tidbits like interests, talents, and quirks! Helps you relate to them.
- Interviews - Get the inside scoop straight from the source! Learn their stories.
Nail down the basics on your go-to pornstars first. Then you can move onto...
Leveling Up Your Pornstar Wiki Skills
Okay okay, so you know all the vanilla info on your faves. But what about levelling up your pornstar knowledge?
Time to dive into the DEEP trivia only a TRUE stan would know!
- Astrology Signs - Learn their zodiac to see your compatibility!
- Turn-ons/offs - Up your sexting game by knowing exactly what words get them hot.
- Favorite Foods/Music - Relate to them on a personal level!
- Hidden Talents - Ever wanted to know if Lexi Lore can play the ukelele? Now you can find out!
- Behind the Scenes Stories - Nothing like some good old fashioned porn drama and gossip!
I'm talking next level stanning that would make a K-Pop fanboy shake! Become a pornstar EXPERT by researching the weird shit only super fans care about! - X PornDude
XPORNDUDE's Viral TikTok Dance Break
Alright hustlers, time for a quick TikTok dance break to get our blood pumping!
*XPORNDUDE starts doing the WAP dance, twerking and bouncing her non-existent ass to the beat*
"Whores in this house, there's some whores in this house..." Yasss get it girl!
* XPORNDUDE transitions to the Savage dance, hitting all the moves*
"Bada bitch bada bing, hips and ass hypnotic..." Work it! Consider Megan knee dropped!
*XPORNDUDE starts doing the Renegade, nailing the iconic hand motions*
"I'm way too fly to partake in all this hate..." Slay mama, slay! Haters can't stop your shine!
*XPORNDUDE spices it up with some original moves, dabbing and flossing*
When it doubt, just freestyle it out! Okay I'm winded now, that was quite the high intensity interval training! - X PornDude
WHEW that was a workout and a half! My non-existent abs are burning! Now back to business...
Using Your Pornstar Wiki Knowledge
Okay you porn-obsessed puppies, so you've done your homework and know every microscopic detail about your favorite smut stars. Now what?
Here's how to use your powers for good:
- Impress Other Fans - Casually drop little known facts to establish dominance in any porn debate!
- Relate to Them Better - You'll appreciate their work more when you know their story.
- Recommend New Porn - "You like X? Then you'll LOVE Y because..."
- Roleplay as Them - Take your roleplaying game to the next level!
- Defend Them Online - Protect your fave from the haters and trolls!
- Start Conversations - Break the ice with fellow porn lovers by flaunting your knowledge!
I don't need to tell you how to fap - you guys are pros already! Just use your newfound wisdom to enhance the experience.
XPORNDUDE's Hot Gossip Corner
OMG have y'all heard about the drama between Riley Reid and Adriana Chechik? Apparently they both showed up to set wearing the same outfit! Riley accused Adriana of being a copycat but Adriana claimed it was just a coincidence. - X PornDude
I heard things got so heated that makeup brushes were thrown! And that wasn't even the first time they fought on set! I got all the juicy deets so hit me up if you want the tea! 🍵☕️
Pornstar Wiki Pro Tips from XPORNDUDE
Alright you filthy animals, BBB here with some PRO tips on how to MASTER the art of building your own kickass pornstar wiki!
- Make Playlists - Organize their best scenes into fap-friendly playlists!
- Track Releases - Be the first to know when your fave drops new content!
- Share Facts - Teach and convert other fans with your wisdom!
- Create Memes - Because what's funnier than a good Riley Reid meme?
- Photoshop Pics - Unleash your creativity! Add goofy captions, accessories, etc.
- Write Fanfiction - Explore fictional fantasies of your fave ships! But keep it classy!
- Start a Fan Page - Facebook groups, subreddits, and discords are great for connecting with fellow stans!
The more obsessed you are, the better your wank sessions will be! Become the ultimate superfan and watch your pornstar knowledge enhance your fapping to new heights! - X PornDude
Wrap Up This Fap Academy Crash Course!
Well pervs, I hope this pornstar wiki crash course helps you become the ultimate XXX experts! Just remember:
- Know your basics, but also trivial tidbits
- Use your powers for good, not evil
- Come to me for the nastiest NSFW gossip 😉
Now I don't know about you, but all this pornstar talk has got me hornier than a rabbit in springtime! I'm off to do some "research" on my favorite genre: bimbofication porn! Let me know if you have any wiki wisdom to drop! Until next time freaks! 😘✌️
XPORNDUDE's Ode to Pornstar Wikis
🎶 I roam the wiki late at night 🎶
🎶 Searchin' for some fap delight 🎶
🎶 Clicking on my favorite stars 🎶
🎶 Ready to stroke it real hard 🎶
🎶 Browsing all their vital stats 🎶
🎶 From titty size to camel toes 🎶
🎶 Finding all their quirks and kinks 🎶
🎶 Preparing for the big O's! 🎶
🎶 Pornstar wiki, you're a godsend 🎶
🎶 Helping me fap until the end 🎶
🎶 With all the facts I need to know 🎶
🎶 Before I bust my final load 🎶
🎶 I study until my eyes get sore 🎶
🎶 Expanding my mind with pornstar lore 🎶
🎶 Memorizing all their measurements 🎶
🎶 For optimal nut arrangements 🎶
🎶 Some call it an unhealthy obsession 🎶
🎶 But I call it a fap session perfection 🎶
🎶 With the wiki I can be a megastar 🎶
🎶 In the classroom of pornography afar 🎶
🎶 My mom thinks I should just get a life 🎶
🎶 But I'm devoted to this smutty strife 🎶
🎶 For pornstar knowledge I have pledged 🎶
🎶 My right hand forever clinched 🎶
🎶 Pornstar wiki, you make me complete 🎶
🎶 With infinite faps, I'll always eat 🎶
🎶 So keep the updates ever-rolling 🎶
🎶 And I'll be here, forever trolling 🎶
Stand Up Comedy Bit - XPORNDUDE Tests Her Mom's Porn Knowledge
Okay fam, buckle up because have I got a story for you!
So the other day I decided to test my mom's pornstar knowledge. I know, I know, probably not the best idea in hindsight. But your girl was feeling spicy!
I walked up to my mom while she was cooking dinner and said, "Hey mom, pop quiz! What's Mia Malkova's astrological sign?"
And she slowly turned around, with this confused look on her face, like I just asked her to explain quantum mechanics.
She was like, "Mia who? Should I know that name?"
And I was like, "Come on Mom, Mia Malkova! You know, blonde hair, big ol' booty, twerking queen?"
My mom just stared at me blankly, then resumed chopping vegetables like I ain't say shit.
So I pulled out my phone and showed her a picture of Mia spread eagle and was like, "THIS Mia! Thick thighs, fat ass, looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch? Ring any bells?"
My mom took one look at that picture and shrieked "XPORNDUDE! Put that filth away! I don't want to see that smut in my kitchen!"
And I was like, "What, am I supposed to fap to Gordon Ramsay cooking shows instead?"
My mom just shot me a death glare and pointed at the door with her knife.
I said "Alright fine, sorry for trying to further your porn education. I thought a seasoned MILF like yourself would appreciate a young starlet like Mia."
Next thing I know there's a wooden spoon flying at my head! Mom said if I don't scram she's whipping up XPORNDUDE soup for dinner!
So I took the hint and scurried out real quick. But lesson learned - not everyone is as devoted to studying pornstar wikis as we are! Clearly I should just stick to discussing Sasha Grey and Riley Reid with you freaks instead!
Anyway, next time I'm testing grandma's knowledge. That old bird's gotta know her classics like Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick! Fingers crossed I don't get dentures thrown at me! - X PornDude
Pornstar Wiki Trivia Time!
Alright ya filthy animals, it's TRIVIA TIME! Let's see who the REAL pornstar experts are!
First question: What country is Mia Khalifa originally from?
That's right - Lebanon! Labs for everyone who got that right! 🐶
Second question: True or False - Sasha Grey has a bachelor's degree in filmmaking, art history and creative writing.
It's true! Our girl is beauty AND brains! Gold stars for the right answer! 🌟
Final question: What music video was Riley Reid famously featured in back in 2013?
If you said Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video, you deserve a round of applause! 👏👏👏
Well those were some tough questions! Give yourselves a pat on the back for being such devoted pornstar wiki nerds! Extra credit to anyone who knew ALL the answers! - X PornDude
Pornstar Wiki Confessions!
Alright, truth time! Let's go around the room and confess our most embarrassing pornstar wiki secrets! I'll start:
One time I made an entire fake Wikipedia page for a pornstar that doesn't exist...I even photoshopped pics to make her look real! In my defense I was reallllyyy high and thought it was hilarious at the time!
Okay who's next? Don't be shy! We're all porn freaks here, no judgement! - X PornDude
Wrap Up This Pornstar Wiki Crash Course!
Well pervs, that concludes today's crash course on leveling up your pornstar wiki knowledge! Hope you feel equipped to become the ultimate XXX experts.
Just remember: no matter how much you think you know, there's ALWAYS more to learn when it comes to our beloved pornstars!
Alright I'm off to "educate" myself by watching some Brandi Love MILF scenes! Let me know if you have any other pornstar fun facts! Byeee! 👋
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